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  • Опубликовано: 8 апр 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @michaelamoffatt2796
    @michaelamoffatt2796 6 лет назад +15572

    Bob: “Sir sir what’s up my cranky crew”
    Ethan: *defeated*

    • @H.Daniels044
      @H.Daniels044 5 лет назад +291

      That move was super effective!!

    • @TheRosegodess
      @TheRosegodess 5 лет назад +225

      8:36

    • @ghostmason672
      @ghostmason672 5 лет назад +52

      How the fuuuuuuuuuck is it that this has 1000 likes but only 3 comments?

    • @jennytutor8082
      @jennytutor8082 5 лет назад +31

      Wasted

    • @sinlock8432
      @sinlock8432 5 лет назад +68

      Ethan in his mind: why, why you bully me

  • @durdleduc8520
    @durdleduc8520 5 лет назад +7265

    “Greg.”
    “you’re Greg.”
    “i’m Greg?”
    “yeah”
    *_”Great Scot”_*

  • @jasonalcatraz5817
    @jasonalcatraz5817 6 лет назад +5143

    *Approaches a security guard* What's up my Cranky Crew.

  • @NicoleTheFrog
    @NicoleTheFrog 4 года назад +3346

    The fact that Bob is like an actual dad during the dress one is just fucking hilarious

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 2 года назад +198

      Bob and Wade are a little too good at being a dad and a teenage daughter

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 2 года назад +52

      He’s been practicing ;)

    • @zorrows_tale2
      @zorrows_tale2 2 года назад +47

      And to think he’ll be actually doing this soon

    • @slendertv3616
      @slendertv3616 Год назад +8

      Now he is one

    • @cwilson4810
      @cwilson4810 Год назад +11

      and now hes just a dad :D

  • @Azadeus
    @Azadeus 6 лет назад +3782

    “Sir what’s up my cranky crew”
    Sounds like a dad trying to be young

    • @kitshion549
      @kitshion549 5 лет назад +43

      CHANGE

    • @scarigamez
      @scarigamez 5 лет назад +27

      @Cris Angelo D.C sounds like Bob

    • @scarigamez
      @scarigamez 5 лет назад +16

      @Anonymous Person who said what? I didn't hear anything!

    • @Ultra-fw4rx
      @Ultra-fw4rx 5 лет назад +15

      @@scarigamez CHANGE

    • @Foxxytrot_0
      @Foxxytrot_0 5 лет назад +18

      @@Ultra-fw4rx sounds like grandmother nancy is a horse

  • @skoobydoofus5997
    @skoobydoofus5997 8 лет назад +18084

    Why is Wade so good at being a rebellious teenage girl?

    • @madisnturman7493
      @madisnturman7493 8 лет назад +1737

      because he is a rebellious teenage girl.

    • @andreak.999
      @andreak.999 8 лет назад +1342

      the real question is why is bob such a good actor?? also, why is mark so perfect at thrusting??????? (i'm concerned)

    • @mrscoles7788
      @mrscoles7788 8 лет назад +82

      Iamcoolakid Not a typo NO DONT GO

    • @victoriagentry3936
      @victoriagentry3936 8 лет назад +110

      It is really unnerving

    • @mrsdemonpickles2358
      @mrsdemonpickles2358 7 лет назад +147

      Skooby Doofus I think he's pretty gud too. Bob an Wade at the beginning of the video. it's funny. I actually liked it alot XD

  • @fraserbaird3769
    @fraserbaird3769 4 года назад +6715

    As a Scotsman I can confirm that kilts do indeed have grappling hooks on them, they're right next to the flamethrowers

  • @forgemakesstuff2734
    @forgemakesstuff2734 4 года назад +1843

    “Let’s get this stuff off the ship-“
    “Change”
    “Let’s get these puppies off the boat-“
    “Change”
    “Let’s get drilling-“
    “Change”
    _”I once murdered an entire pod of dolphins”_

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 2 года назад +62

      It seems at some point, ya just forget the plot and say whatever comes off the dome because of the pressure lol

    • @vanillaicecream6961
      @vanillaicecream6961 2 года назад +27

      @@richardpike8748 which is what makes improv games like change so goofy

  • @dobbyhorne2022
    @dobbyhorne2022 5 лет назад +8217

    Mark: there for comedic purpose
    Bob: naturally good at improv
    Ethan: was just happy to be invited
    Tyler: trying his best
    Wade: has only practised his rebellious teen impression

    • @MissJade2010
      @MissJade2010 4 года назад +175

      XD i love the wade one

    • @mayochupenjoyer
      @mayochupenjoyer 4 года назад +184

      bob is literally so funny

    • @khorrusvoa
      @khorrusvoa 4 года назад +219

      They’re all really funny here, I think. I especially liked Tyler’s “This looks like YOUR testicle.”

    • @lavenderlavender3952
      @lavenderlavender3952 4 года назад +71

      Ethan rocked this tho

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 4 года назад +57

      I feel like they each add there on special touch to it, it’s amazing

  • @thepurpledinosaur9384
    @thepurpledinosaur9384 8 лет назад +3912

    Bob: **monotone**: What's up my Cranky Crew?
    Ethan: **horrified**: NOOOOOOOO NOT MY INTRO!!

    • @KingCobra2287-r1j
      @KingCobra2287-r1j 7 лет назад +86

      The Purple Dinosaur Bob:" 'Sir, sir.... What's up my Crank Crew?'"

    • @d1llon
      @d1llon 7 лет назад +19

      How Tyler's Channel Was Born......

    • @DJfireant789plus
      @DJfireant789plus 6 лет назад +20

      Bob: "Sir, sir. Whats up my Cranky Crew?"

    • @carinahook8539
      @carinahook8539 6 лет назад +32

      I feel bad for Ethan, He's like the bullied kid in school

    • @avaonder1881
      @avaonder1881 5 лет назад +1

      2k likes and 4 replies...

  • @ezikrasthekobold3789
    @ezikrasthekobold3789 5 лет назад +1058

    Bob:"ive seen him naked, and there's a difference"
    LMAO

  • @hutchbesoins7949
    @hutchbesoins7949 3 года назад +622

    Why does Bob actually sound like a Dad. He got that voice, personality, way of talking and Wade played a beautiful role as a conflicted, rebellious teenager girl. This is such an accurate father and daughter conversation 🤣

    • @echotesla9065
      @echotesla9065 2 года назад +70

      Well... update...

    • @HumussEgg
      @HumussEgg 2 года назад +49

      He is a dad now.

    • @6KIWIDino5
      @6KIWIDino5 Год назад +20

      Foreshadowing

    • @KannaKandy
      @KannaKandy Год назад +12

      It was in him all along, he's a dad now

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 8 лет назад +2267

    I love how quickly things escalate in this game. "I'll unload this stuff off of the ship -" "Change." "Let's get all these puppies off the boat -" "Change!" "Let's get drillin'!" "Change." "I once murdered an entire pod of dolphins."

    • @priiimmrose
      @priiimmrose 7 лет назад +98

      NoriMori I loved
      " it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway "
      " change "
      " it's like throwing a bear down a canyon "
      " change "
      " tUu BIgg! "

    • @maggieburns8155
      @maggieburns8155 7 лет назад +5

      I LUV U MARK
      ure not as dumb as u say i luv u i be ur girlfriend AMY does 2

    • @kaneroar3718
      @kaneroar3718 7 лет назад +5

      NoriMori
      It got annoying when someone kept saying "change" over and over again 😑😑

    • @imdehgoat7031
      @imdehgoat7031 7 лет назад

      NoriMori r

    • @marisaagaineses1436
      @marisaagaineses1436 7 лет назад +3

      Muffin Senpai well they kinda have to say it to let the others know when to change their line..

  • @spookrie1860
    @spookrie1860 6 лет назад +2783

    Bob: "Honey I'll take care of security"
    *rustles for a line*
    Bob: "Uhhh, what is up my Cranky Crew?"
    Ethan: "NO, MY INTRO"

  • @jex638
    @jex638 4 года назад +2729

    “We’re both Greg”
    *Danny Gonzales is shaking*

    • @agav224
      @agav224 4 года назад +54

      shaking in his boots

    • @WackyWavingArmInflatableTube
      @WackyWavingArmInflatableTube 4 года назад +113

      The fastest growing army on the internet
      *DONT* look it up though

    • @cqrcin0
      @cqrcin0 4 года назад +61

      @@WackyWavingArmInflatableTube all that propoganga! greg is the fastest growing army in the *UNIVERSE*

    • @dannydebatable
      @dannydebatable 4 года назад +32

      Shaking in his chocolate milk tie from troom troom

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 4 года назад +5

      Sick hat tho

  • @EllieCarnahan
    @EllieCarnahan 3 года назад +399

    Greg: "Have you not seen the Nutcracker?"
    Greg: "No"
    Greg: *Slightly strained* "oH"

  • @heloitzmi
    @heloitzmi 5 лет назад +862

    "IM NOT MARRIED"
    "change"
    "AAAAA IM ANGRY"

  • @Demon_Lime
    @Demon_Lime 5 лет назад +4958

    "It's like throwing a hot dog in a hallway"
    And
    "It's like throwing a bear in a canyon"
    Are the best quotes I've ever heard.

    • @starlightgaming5216
      @starlightgaming5216 5 лет назад +43

      Why are we throwing things that could be eaten!?!.....well minus the bear i suppose....meh throw it in the pot too!

    • @hogwartsnerd666
      @hogwartsnerd666 4 года назад +120

      The best part of that is when he just gives up and goes, "that one's too big" 😂

    • @eastx4452
      @eastx4452 4 года назад +18

      I heard “bear in a CANNON” 🤣

    • @the.smol.redhead
      @the.smol.redhead 4 года назад +20

      and just finally everyone cry-laughing at eef giving up and saying "it's to big"

    • @boicoi1813
      @boicoi1813 4 года назад +5

      I read "canyon" as "crayon"

  • @gabby3220
    @gabby3220 8 лет назад +228

    THE EMBARRASMENT IN ETHANS EYES WHEN HE WENT "what is up my cranky crew"

  • @hailzztormm
    @hailzztormm 4 года назад +2895

    mark: since we're going to die we can do whatever we want
    *unus annus foreshadowing* 😳

  • @thelickinglamp
    @thelickinglamp 6 лет назад +2104

    Mark: I’m lost in your eyes
    Tyler: is Greg inside there?
    Mark: not yet he’s not

    • @Bucketlord1
      @Bucketlord1 6 лет назад +57

      no
      yep

    • @thelickinglamp
      @thelickinglamp 5 лет назад +11

      Holy shit! I’ve never had this many likes before! Thank you so much!

    • @ghastdude589
      @ghastdude589 5 лет назад +3

      You have 911 likes

    • @theradmonster
      @theradmonster 5 лет назад

      Emilio Eichinger Tark?
      Lol. Myler sounds better tho

    • @Jamie-is5rm
      @Jamie-is5rm 5 лет назад +2

      He actually said "Is Greg inside me." 😂😂 Either way the scene is so funny. 😂😂😂😂💜

  • @wowthatsmynameyuck
    @wowthatsmynameyuck 5 лет назад +4769

    Mark:I always thought you were the hottest girl on this mission but let's not give up yet
    Ethan: I'm YOUR daughter...
    Mark: right I stand by my words

    • @mapleiplier
      @mapleiplier 5 лет назад +97

      I nc e s t

    • @bugdoesstuff1944
      @bugdoesstuff1944 5 лет назад +123

      @@mapleiplier sweet home Alabama

    • @mapleiplier
      @mapleiplier 5 лет назад +28

      @@bugdoesstuff1944 im laughing so hard right now thank you💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

    • @bugdoesstuff1944
      @bugdoesstuff1944 5 лет назад +21

      @@mapleiplier you're welcome 💖

    • @Slashes_To_Ashes
      @Slashes_To_Ashes 5 лет назад +36

      4:07
      Mark: Hey champion hole filler!
      Me: Wtf? Why XD

  • @mags7542
    @mags7542 6 лет назад +4136

    “LETS GET ALL THESE PUPPIES OFF THE BOAT”
    Change
    “LETS GET DRILLIN”
    Change
    *_”i once murdered an entire pod of dolphins”_*

  • @mattie6712
    @mattie6712 3 года назад +808

    the Bob and Tyler skit in this is SEVERELY underrated, it's so funny

    • @richardpike8748
      @richardpike8748 2 года назад +14

      absolutely. I was wondering if anyone else appreciated it!

    • @lightningbepis1
      @lightningbepis1 Год назад +9

      It is still my favorite after 6 years

    • @FHSlipKnot4Ever
      @FHSlipKnot4Ever Год назад +6

      YES. Literally my favorite one they've done.

    • @supernovatv9514
      @supernovatv9514 11 месяцев назад

      “Once upon time a little boy was ran over by a truck, and THIS FOCKEN GUY KILLED HIS NEIGHBOR!”

    • @TheTrueTurtlegirl
      @TheTrueTurtlegirl 3 месяца назад +1

      Tyler getting a slip of paper thst completely threw the little setup he did prior out the window just made me laugh so much

  • @Eclipse-bv8vw
    @Eclipse-bv8vw 7 лет назад +579

    "It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
    "Like throwing a bear down a canyon"
    "That Ones to big"

  • @stringedcheese7950
    @stringedcheese7950 5 лет назад +2114

    Tyler: "you know what you used to say to me instead of being mean?
    Tyler: *Realizes what the tweet says*
    Tyler: "cry like the baby you are..."
    Bob: "That sounds exactly like me!"

  • @j.cmahaffey3720
    @j.cmahaffey3720 4 года назад +2392

    When all else fails, flirt.
    Markiplyer has taught me this

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 4 года назад +52

      Marker plyers

    • @davidpinette9656
      @davidpinette9656 4 года назад +51

      How many ply? Do you need to markiply them?

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus 3 года назад +40

      “ *You can jingle my bells* “

    • @jacobwoods497
      @jacobwoods497 3 года назад +10

      I can confirm that this works

    • @jadynt3740
      @jadynt3740 3 года назад +2

      Mork ip ler

  • @leahsmith6573
    @leahsmith6573 4 года назад +318

    Bob: "What's up my Cranky Crew?"
    Ethan: *WASTED*

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 4 года назад +3013

    I can't handle how actually perfect the dress shopping one was. Better than anything you could have scripted.
    "Oh, I can wear the dress now!"

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 года назад +40

      Did they even say change once in that one??

    • @sparrowhawk7196
      @sparrowhawk7196 3 года назад +61

      @@BoomBoomSoup no that was who’s line

    • @coobeeethics4856
      @coobeeethics4856 3 года назад +84

      I know I loved when wade was like "it's in style dad" and that "oh I can wear the dress now" even the "you're embarrassing me!" It's so accurate almost want a movie like that with a similar scene

    • @CarnytheM-mv5uo
      @CarnytheM-mv5uo Год назад +4

      “Don’t worry about it: I’ll handle the security guard here. Sir? Sir! Hey, Sir!! Uhhh: what’s up, my Cranky Crew?”

  • @daisychains4899
    @daisychains4899 7 лет назад +837

    "Is Greg inside me?"
    "Not yet he's not."
    *Tyler turns*
    "Nope"
    "Change"
    "Yuuup"

  • @iceddork7342
    @iceddork7342 6 лет назад +3099

    Mark: *(Opens arm and for hug)*
    Ethan's Mind: What does he want from me? Does he want a chest bump?
    Ethan: *(Gives Mark a chest bump)*

    • @BubblesZap
      @BubblesZap 6 лет назад +139

      apparently this is Ethan's default mindset, did the same thing back in the gingerbread house vid.

    • @cheekongtham7739
      @cheekongtham7739 5 лет назад +34

      W H E E Z E S*

    • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
      @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 5 лет назад +15

      @Jkop I remember that!

    • @MissJade2010
      @MissJade2010 4 года назад +15

      Omg ethan would think that

    • @zoebrunner6550
      @zoebrunner6550 4 года назад +6

      @@BubblesZap Lmao but wasn't it supposed to be for a GIF of him dlcK sUklnG?

  • @electricanimations6183
    @electricanimations6183 4 года назад +305

    Tyler: Why is your ball so big?
    Mark: Ahh, you know
    *cancer*

  • @zoeynicholson9930
    @zoeynicholson9930 8 лет назад +928

    Bob and wade as father and daughter is too good

    • @stephimooxp4463
      @stephimooxp4463 8 лет назад +23

      ThatOne RetardedPickle *takes off clothes* CAN I HAVE THE DRESS NOW?

    • @robertholmes3464
      @robertholmes3464 7 лет назад +13

      Yeah that one didn't even change.

  • @emptysora_
    @emptysora_ 6 лет назад +717

    Every time they say “CHANGE” the story gets more incomprehensible... and more hilarious.

  • @shawn.spencer
    @shawn.spencer 8 лет назад +2864

    I dies when Bob kept telling Ethan to change the way he drills the whole so he (Ethan) eventually goes "Yep, that's a whole. It's pre-drilled" 😂😂

  • @drewfebruary2099
    @drewfebruary2099 4 года назад +325

    1:40
    “Frankly, since we’re gonna die anyways we can do whatever the hell we want”
    this, this was the start of unus annus

  • @rozieredz
    @rozieredz 5 лет назад +189

    "Yeah it's too slutty."
    Bob's gonna be a great dad

  • @May-xw5kt
    @May-xw5kt 8 лет назад +1871

    "Sir sir uh what is up my Cranky Crew?"- Bob 2017
    LMAO I'M DEAD! 😂😂😂😂

    • @sadieandbean
      @sadieandbean 8 лет назад +36

      "What's up my craaazzzzzzzzy boys?" -Bob 2016

    • @mrbusinesss1
      @mrbusinesss1 8 лет назад +1

      Foxes & Doves Reborn Nursery what video was that again? XD

    • @TheAmazoman
      @TheAmazoman 8 лет назад

      Extraordinary May where is that moment at?

    • @norppaperkio9819
      @norppaperkio9819 8 лет назад +3

      Extraordinary May sooo.... did you drop any good loot?

    • @May-xw5kt
      @May-xw5kt 8 лет назад +1

      Kawaii Kpop J W Thanks yeah that's the time it's at 😂😂

  • @static2735
    @static2735 8 лет назад +3934

    "Sir, sir... wHAT IS UP MY CRAAANKY CREW?!"

  • @NaTeesha85
    @NaTeesha85 4 года назад +326

    "We should get drilling."
    Me: "Let's get cooking!" **sadness creeps in**

    • @oddyoddyoddworld
      @oddyoddyoddworld 4 года назад +5

      Oh..... :(

    • @AC1DSPARK
      @AC1DSPARK 3 года назад +2

      No...... :(

    • @MaluCLBS
      @MaluCLBS 3 года назад +3

      I was looking for this as soon as they said that.
      Memento mori.

  • @TheWhiterose91
    @TheWhiterose91 7 лет назад +923

    "Champion. Hole. Filler..."
    Gets me every damn time XD

  • @sarahpoggi384
    @sarahpoggi384 5 лет назад +3110

    11:44
    Tyler: Is Greg inside me
    Mark: Not yet he's not
    "Turns around"
    Mark: Nope
    CHANGE
    Mark: Yuup

    • @Silver5kull
      @Silver5kull 5 лет назад +155

      50 shades of Greg

    • @graciewilliams90
      @graciewilliams90 5 лет назад +3

      Mork Jacc Felicks and Ether ?

    • @inkling457
      @inkling457 5 лет назад +19

      @@Silver5kull UNDERRATED COMMENT XD

    • @cinnamonroll4773
      @cinnamonroll4773 5 лет назад +9

      @@Silver5kull THIS HAD ME IN TEARS! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @melsukiii
      @melsukiii 4 года назад +4

      Danny gonzalez Greg

  • @abigailmanning1730
    @abigailmanning1730 6 лет назад +447

    Mark: I’m Bruce Willis
    Ethan: and I’m Steven Tyler’s daughter
    Mark: You know I always thought you were the sexiest member of this crew
    Ethan: I’m your daughter

  • @Kuryen
    @Kuryen 3 года назад +174

    "i thought i taught my daughter better than to eat other people's sausages" - Mark 2016

  • @lgtrademark
    @lgtrademark 6 лет назад +180

    "why are your testicles so big?"
    "ah, you know, cancer."
    good thing i'm moving out tomorrow the entire house just heard me die laughing

  • @shiota8000
    @shiota8000 5 лет назад +6165

    I love how embarrassed Ethan gets when they mention his intro, he is literally me XD

  • @sspxced_8791
    @sspxced_8791 6 лет назад +2866

    *AND YOU WONDER WHERE FANFICTION COMES FROM*

  • @saca2250
    @saca2250 4 года назад +222

    14:03 as someone who's done improv I can feel the "oh shit how do I respond" when tyler just says "oh" improv is supper difficult when your partner responds with a simple "yes" or "no" but they make it so funny in this scene xD

  • @Roro-hd9rp
    @Roro-hd9rp 4 года назад +692

    Tyler: "I gat ya neighbours foot right here"
    Bob: "Well THatS JuST weIRD"

  • @lovelyafternoon
    @lovelyafternoon 6 лет назад +627

    "Champion hole filler"
    *I'm trying to eat I just c a n t*

  • @bew4259
    @bew4259 7 лет назад +896

    "its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...change.........like throwing a bear down a canyon....change....that one's too big" lmao

  • @unofficialblob
    @unofficialblob 4 года назад +146

    "But have you seen the nutcracker?!"
    "No"
    .....
    "Oh"

  • @bluu787
    @bluu787 8 лет назад +889

    "Whats up my cranky crew"
    *Everyone laughs except Ethan*
    Mark and Tyler: "Scene... Scene"
    "NOOO NOT MY INTRO!"
    XD

    • @Ken93Cy
      @Ken93Cy 8 лет назад +31

      Mark and Tyler tease poor Ethan about his intro an UNHEALTHY amount of times.... now here's the funny part..... Why the fuck am I finding it (STILL) hilarious?????????

    • @allythebean0420
      @allythebean0420 8 лет назад +22

      Ken93Cy I always laugh at it. It's just like pewds making fun of jacks and marks intro, it's always gonna be funny as hell

    • @bethereorbesquare_07
      @bethereorbesquare_07 8 лет назад +1

      iPanda Gaming Graal I laughed so hard at that part and when Bob and Wade did that scene

    • @carneoredchevy2594
      @carneoredchevy2594 8 лет назад

      iPanda Gaming Graal TRUE! i laughed so hard

    • @dawnsummerstar
      @dawnsummerstar 8 лет назад +24

      I was laughing harder at Wade pretending to bounce his naked breasts behind Bob's back XD XD XD.

  • @alexs1932
    @alexs1932 6 лет назад +1324

    I like how on the worlds tallest building one that their accents progressively got stronger as they went along

    • @EmeraldSogeking
      @EmeraldSogeking 5 лет назад +21

      God dang it Bobby

    • @brandnewjoeker
      @brandnewjoeker 5 лет назад +5

      @@EmeraldSogeking SHINEI KAKYOIN

    • @ninjayoshi8020
      @ninjayoshi8020 5 лет назад +2

      @@EmeraldSogeking Tyler said BobBO

    • @veetiz
      @veetiz 5 лет назад

      Its funny that Bob and Wade are the tallesta they are about 6.4 feet. Im 6feet even and im still growing

    • @veetiz
      @veetiz 5 лет назад

      @@EmeraldSogeking how are you alive? Does heaven have youtube?

  • @wesleyschmidt7953
    @wesleyschmidt7953 5 лет назад +677

    1st option: Something fine but isn’t satisfying. 1st change: something more satisfying but still on topic. 2nd change: I ate a cat.

  • @yuuki_sloth
    @yuuki_sloth 2 года назад +179

    why is Bob always so good at being comedic lmao

    • @FHSlipKnot4Ever
      @FHSlipKnot4Ever Год назад +5

      The awkward and smart band kids are always the absolute comedy gold of any friend group. They understand the nuance certain jokes need lol.

  • @payton_bagel8317
    @payton_bagel8317 5 лет назад +1673

    I love how Ethan does actual movements with the improv and Mark just *speaks*

  • @miraculousmolly9254
    @miraculousmolly9254 8 лет назад +558

    Ethan's reaction to bob using his intro is the best

  • @cautionhazardous2236
    @cautionhazardous2236 5 лет назад +559

    “Your fingerprints are on it!”
    He says while he h o l d s t h e f o o t i n h i s h a n d

  • @HaleyGetsDistracted
    @HaleyGetsDistracted 4 года назад +320

    "i'll take care of security."
    "sir, sir, uh.. whats up my cranky crew?"

    • @D.M.C100
      @D.M.C100 3 года назад +4

      I died laughing on that... 😂😂😂😂

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +1

      @@D.M.C100 everyone did

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +6

      8:47 timestamp

    • @robynnhoud
      @robynnhoud 3 года назад +5

      His delivery was incredible

  • @cara7742
    @cara7742 7 лет назад +739

    Tyler: this looks like a horse testicle
    Change
    Tyler: this looks like YOUR testicle

  • @Aemilla
    @Aemilla 4 года назад +856

    I love how Bob's improv comes so natural. Everyone's dynamic is absolutely hilarious

  • @SAWDOG0311
    @SAWDOG0311 6 лет назад +2099

    Markiplier: It's an octopus garden in my pants
    Rest: Laughs uncontrollably
    Me: this reminds me of when someone asked me what the plural word for octopus and I said octopussy

  • @ajsinger9020
    @ajsinger9020 4 года назад +120

    1:05 Ethan and Mark
    5:37 Bob and Wade
    9:14 Mark and Tyler
    15:34 Bob and Tyler
    18:31 Mark and Bob

  • @its_not_jolene9144
    @its_not_jolene9144 5 лет назад +601

    Re-watching this makes me realize how good Wade is at improv

  • @mr.alpaca382
    @mr.alpaca382 7 лет назад +312

    "How is it so black-"
    "THERE'S AN OCTOPUS GARDEN IN MY PANTS"

    • @autumns0ng509
      @autumns0ng509 6 лет назад +4

      I love how he got that in the perfect moment! XD

  • @dudebro6050
    @dudebro6050 6 лет назад +410

    Mark: “ I could’ve gone to Somalia!”
    In his head: I COULDVE BEEN AN ENGINEER

  • @h4rmless914
    @h4rmless914 4 года назад +164

    When Wade and Bob are doing the prom one Bob acts like an actual dad

  • @MorbidCorvid7
    @MorbidCorvid7 8 лет назад +514

    Bob is officially the best at this. the way he delivers his lines without breaking character makes it that much better.

    • @cosmedcarton
      @cosmedcarton 8 лет назад +56

      yes. Bob is really good at improv and acting.

    • @cyasteri
      @cyasteri 8 лет назад +3

      He's sooooo good at it!

    • @Daswhereimatt121
      @Daswhereimatt121 8 лет назад +13

      Neo Hamilton I think wade was also really good.

  • @echo0497
    @echo0497 6 лет назад +2703

    Tyler: Your wife said yours were flammable.
    Mark: I'M NOT MARRIED.
    "Change."
    Mark: AHHHH I'M ANGRY!
    "Change."
    Mark: *W H E E Z E*
    Mark: *gives small speech about life sucking*
    "Change."
    Mark's thoughts: Oh you little son of a-

  • @ralek592
    @ralek592 7 лет назад +3428

    "My dad told me when he died-"
    "Change"
    "Before my mother died-"
    "Change"
    "My uncle touched me when I was a kid" ~ Markiplier 2017

    • @indycarmichael6982
      @indycarmichael6982 7 лет назад +47

      MC_Spuared
      Ethan- we can kill kids!
      Mark-mmmmmmm no

    • @ralek592
      @ralek592 7 лет назад +1

      :harold:

    • @dylanpeppers5271
      @dylanpeppers5271 7 лет назад +33

      Indy Wow I once murdered an entire pod of dolphins

    • @bloodassassin_c7413
      @bloodassassin_c7413 7 лет назад +29

      out of context this sounds like a highly motivational quote

    • @rynbee5261
      @rynbee5261 7 лет назад +11

      Omg while scrolling through the comments mark JUST said that

  • @Firewalk368
    @Firewalk368 3 года назад +136

    19:08 the way bob stands up looking down towards mark is so intimidating

  • @hdmiports
    @hdmiports 7 лет назад +2871

    "I once murdered and entire pod of dolphins..."
    "We could kill children!"
    "Well I mean, the entire planet could die, a few kids go here and there...EH?! It's not that bad!!"
    "We don't wanna come to the first hole we find and be like, yeah, that's the one!"
    "That ones a little wide...it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."
    -words from Ethan Nestor

  • @johnmercier8237
    @johnmercier8237 7 лет назад +503

    Ethan: We should probably get drillin. * starts pretending to use a drill* CHANGE * Pushes drill down* CHANGE *Pretends to use a chainsaw* CHANGE * Ethan: Yeah that’s a hole.

    • @lizzie3855
      @lizzie3855 6 лет назад +11

      KitKatKitty “it’s already pre-drilled” 😂😂

    • @twinkneal
      @twinkneal 6 лет назад +7

      *Thats a lotta damage.*

    • @mindlessbehavior3072
      @mindlessbehavior3072 6 лет назад

      I all most vomited laughing so hard😂😂

  • @bromple3424
    @bromple3424 7 лет назад +254

    "it's like throwing a bear down a canyon"
    ethan are you okay

    • @goredCadaver
      @goredCadaver 7 лет назад +7

      He's never been okay tbh

    • @dustenhamlin3818
      @dustenhamlin3818 6 лет назад

      yes plz and thx u

    • @michaela3826
      @michaela3826 6 лет назад

      He just don’t like his puss- I mean holes, too big
      Lmao just kidding

  • @violetbassett1513
    @violetbassett1513 4 года назад +81

    "susan's gonna hear you!"
    "I dont care what sUsAn thinks"
    lmao that killed me

  • @Mscookiebaby01
    @Mscookiebaby01 7 лет назад +210

    *Waves* "I'm On This Camera"
    ~Bob 2017

  • @VaalkinTheOnly
    @VaalkinTheOnly 7 лет назад +1499

    "ahh it's hard to estimate with it jiggling round me scroot" XD

  • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
    @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 5 лет назад +945

    “GET THAT SPAGHETTI OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!”
    Me who is eating spaghetti: how did they know!?

  • @leahsmith6573
    @leahsmith6573 4 года назад +173

    "Since we're gonna die, we can do whatever we want."
    *UNUS ANNUS FLASHBACKS*

  • @XxRedxXYT_Subscribe
    @XxRedxXYT_Subscribe 7 лет назад +165

    "i want you to paint me like one of your dead neighbors" XD

  • @myriahkeays3846
    @myriahkeays3846 8 лет назад +431

    Bob and Wade during the Prom Dress scene... I would legit PAY to see more of that. PLEEEASE do more!

    • @jasmined.4527
      @jasmined.4527 7 лет назад +6

      We need a full fleshed out play about it XD

    • @tabby35b
      @tabby35b 7 лет назад +3

      Myriah Keays Yas! Wade plays an awesome teenager

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 6 лет назад +1

      Sir
      Sir
      What is up, my Cranky Crew

  • @hdmiports
    @hdmiports 7 лет назад +3637

    Bob: "Sir, sir..uh...what's up my cranky crew?"
    Ethan: *very delayed* "*NO!* Not my introooo!!"

    • @ShyGreenBean
      @ShyGreenBean 7 лет назад +31

      Tori Jones probably took a second for it to hit him

    • @JungleEnjoyer2130
      @JungleEnjoyer2130 7 лет назад +35

      i had water in my mouth when it happened and i had to do everything i could to not spit all over my laptop

    • @tea1123
      @tea1123 6 лет назад +1

      Tori Jones HAHAHA

    • @lynnette2987
      @lynnette2987 6 лет назад +3

      I was watching that part when I read this

    • @rainbowelf4923
      @rainbowelf4923 6 лет назад +2

      yep

  • @nbf1004
    @nbf1004 4 года назад +91

    3:04 “Let’s get drilling.” *stands back to back as jazzy sax jingle begins to play*

  • @dmf9020
    @dmf9020 8 лет назад +366

    Wade and Bob's scenes was so funny! It sounded exactly like going shopping for a homecoming dress with my mom! XD

    • @saturnisdizzy
      @saturnisdizzy 8 лет назад +3

      HappyKitty! LOL

    • @spiritgaming8820
      @spiritgaming8820 8 лет назад

      Brigitte PurpleStreet jesb

    • @guiltyofsleepingin3553
      @guiltyofsleepingin3553 8 лет назад +1

      I hope that doesn't include te part where Wade stripped in the middle of a store...

    • @dmf9020
      @dmf9020 8 лет назад +2

      Guilty Of Sleeping In NOT THAT PART. LOL

  • @dimplekat9599
    @dimplekat9599 6 лет назад +1418

    Mark: As my grandpappy used to tell me, "I love balls".
    Was your grandpappy Jacksepticeye?😂

    • @DEGREELESHNESS4530
      @DEGREELESHNESS4530 5 лет назад +5

      well the comments just got awkward........un less i read this the wrong way.....i cant tell.

    • @iib.mp3
      @iib.mp3 5 лет назад +4

      Is this a reference or just a sexual joke?

    • @souldemon1276
      @souldemon1276 5 лет назад +41

      @@iib.mp3 he is referring to Jacksepticeye's happy wheels series

    • @iib.mp3
      @iib.mp3 5 лет назад +3

      SkullCollector 7 oHHH! I shouldn’t gotten that! Thanks lol

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 лет назад +5

      I can’t believe I didn’t get it when I heard it. I am obsessed with Seàn, how did I fail!?!?

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 5 лет назад +541

    Jesus when Bob stood up from inspecting the treasure chest to threaten Mark, you really notice the height difference.

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 4 года назад +14

      I was thinking the same thing lmao

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 4 года назад +42

      I'm so used to seeing Mark next to Ethan that I forgot that Mark is actually kinda short

    • @highestalmond7558
      @highestalmond7558 3 года назад +11

      To be fair, Bob is way closer to the camera

    • @kotabee3630
      @kotabee3630 3 года назад +23

      @@highestalmond7558 bob is 6’4. Man is a giant

  • @gren4586
    @gren4586 3 года назад +147

    i wanna see the return of blackscrote some day. he's such a well-written villain

    • @bynnyn
      @bynnyn 2 года назад +9

      Do you mean he's so well-unwritten?
      Sorry, sorry.

    • @conall9415
      @conall9415 Год назад +3

      Yeah. He's up there with the Snick-Snack.

  • @EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan
    @EnderPearlGirlHunger_Games_Fan 7 лет назад +502

    "Is Greg inside me?" "Not yet he's not."

  • @-tee-
    @-tee- 5 лет назад +1394

    4:32
    Ethan: mmmmmm that one's a little small
    E: that one's a little wide, it's like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
    *CHANGE*
    E: it's like throwing a bear down a canyon
    *CHANGE*
    E: *uncontrollable laughter* that one's too big

  • @mabe4322
    @mabe4322 4 года назад +1040

    I feel like Mark went to every single improv class they took except the one when they learned the concept of "yes, and".
    "Have you ever watched the Nutcracker?"
    "No."
    "..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "Anyway"

  • @maiakromer1747
    @maiakromer1747 4 года назад +53

    “Let’s get drilling.” *stand back to back w crossed arms*

  • @WonderofU2381
    @WonderofU2381 6 лет назад +155

    I died when bob said what’s up my cranky crew

  • @abigailduncan9269
    @abigailduncan9269 5 лет назад +386

    Mark: Since we only have 30 seconds left maybe we should...
    Ethan: *looks*
    Mark: ...ceLaBRatE

    • @danieltobiass204
      @danieltobiass204 4 года назад +17

      *celebratory father daughter chest bump ensues*

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy 4 года назад +4

      Either you can think of it as the asteroid
      ...or the ending of unus annus...

    • @danieltobiass204
      @danieltobiass204 4 года назад +1

      @@Vicioussnakeboy too late my man.

    • @abigailduncan9269
      @abigailduncan9269 4 года назад +1

      @@Vicioussnakeboy 😭😭

    • @Plixiii
      @Plixiii 4 года назад +2

      @@Vicioussnakeboy Why would you do that to us, we're trying to have a good time man...

  • @JMT2K
    @JMT2K 7 лет назад +257

    Tyler:Have you not seen the nutcracker?? Mark: No. Tyler: O H

  • @EaterOfBeholders
    @EaterOfBeholders 2 года назад +29

    As someone who did Improv in High School, I have to say that this is probably the most accurate representation of what our 2 hour Improv sessions would look like (God I miss my childhood).

  • @thealleycat_5741
    @thealleycat_5741 8 лет назад +839

    Mark: I could have gone to Somalia! I could have gone anywhere!
    Me: You could have been an engineer

    • @saturnisdizzy
      @saturnisdizzy 8 лет назад +2

      TheAlleyCat _ Roasted!🔥💥🔥

    • @dove1941
      @dove1941 8 лет назад +1

      TheAlleyCat _
      This part of the video happened when I finished reading your comment.

    • @rosalindhoffman6175
      @rosalindhoffman6175 8 лет назад

      TheAlleyCat _ SAME

    • @ainslee723
      @ainslee723 8 лет назад +5

      GET REKT

    • @cam-gr4qq
      @cam-gr4qq 8 лет назад +2

      OOOOOO

  • @loganisbell1318
    @loganisbell1318 6 лет назад +243

    Why did you instantly start eating my sausage? Markiplier 2017

  • @foxythepirate8223
    @foxythepirate8223 7 лет назад +286

    I loved the end, how Mark ended up with"there's a octopus garden in my pants" then when Bob said" sir, sir what up my cranky crew" I couldn't stop laughing 😂